I need to get pregnant!
Quick! I need to get an abortion! And then get pregnant again so I can get more abortions. I’m already almost out of time, my eggs are way past their…
Read moreThe next speech
I think for my next toastmasters speech I am going to do the plot of a movie, only pretend like it’s my real life. I won’t make it seem like…
Read moreCurrently, a disappointment
I admit that I never cancelled my Spotify account. I know. Okay? I know. (Of the things I should do but don’t, the list is long. let’s not get into…
Read moreI am such a good public speaker
Well guys, I did it. I finally gave my first toastmasters speech. I was so nervous about it. I kept putting it off, because I didn’t want to do it.…
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