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But volcanos are surprisingly hard to come by in the suburbs of Denver. So instead of driving into an actual volcano I will have to do it metaphorically. I have…
Read moreBut volcanos are surprisingly hard to come by in the suburbs of Denver. So instead of driving into an actual volcano I will have to do it metaphorically. I have…
Read moreHere’s the special kind of heaux I am. when a new guy texts me “hey what you up to?” I respond with something like this: “Oh just watching a movie.…
Read moreI have lost complete control of my life and I don’t even care. I was chugging along. hoping something changes. something goes my way. someone notices. And then someone did.…
Read moreI had a night. Boy did I have a night. A sleepover. At a boy’s house. A SLEEP OVER. I spent the entire night. I slept in his bed. On…
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