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Let me ask for the calm wisdom and unbiased opinions of my readers. I am the first to admit that I don’t always give my boyfriend the recognition and appreciation…

it’s a little disturbing to me that you can find my site by searching for “mother in law makes me cum.” eww. 

There are many things in this world to be upset about, many tragedies, big and small, to enrapt and entrap us all. Should Jacoby Ellsbury be traded for Minnesota’s lefty,…

Last night at the store, as I’m wiping Ry’s ass after he took a monstrous dump, I sighed one of my patented christa sighs, and without missing a beat, ry…