no, TONIGHT is 1999.
okay so last night turned out to be just another sad day in domestic paradise. no party. nothing was debauched. But! the boy is gone again tonight, he’s still with…
Read moretonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999.
Well, okay I am going to party more like it’s 2036. because I’m old and decrepit, etc. but the point is I’m partying, as the boy has gone off to…
Read moreI am trying to break your heart
The headphone situation has grown ever more dire. The earbud of my current crapass pair has pulled away from the phones, as seen in the accompanying photo. Glue will alleviate…
Read morethe omnivore’s dilemma
I don’t know how I’m ever supposed to eat anything ever again. How am I even suppose to leave my house or do anything, ever? It’s all so depressing. everything…
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