my gym boyfriend
Okay, so there’s this guy at the gym that I love very much and who needs to have my babies and have them very soon, or else I might die.…
Read moreokay fine, thin is NOT the new skinny.
I’ve decided against getting the macbook air, considering the considerable amount of derision I’ve received. apparently it’s not that great, not worth the money, and in fact isn’t even a…
Read moreSomeone please murder me*
I want to stab her face off I want to bash a steel pipe over & over into her body and shatter every bone I want to stomp her into…
Read morethin is the new skinny
I bought a small travel sized jar of creme de la mer. I thought I’d try it out first, see if the outrageous sum of money they want for a…
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