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then you’re also going to have to get her a new ipod to more appropriately digest the cookie. cause her current ipod, purchased sometime in the Carter administration, only holds…

so I started a new thing here on loafe, because me and a friend were talking about how awesome a good haiku can be, and so now you can write…

I love gordon because he will see that david sedaris is on letterman one night, after I’ve already gone to bed, and he’ll record it for me and I will…

I have a shiny new fancy pants water bottle made of pixie dust from swiss faeries & the salty yet sweet tears of pretty, rich, blond, blue-eyed swiss babies. Or…