shoot me in the face and then stab it off please
19 pages in a magazine devoted to the babies of two people? two beautiful people sure, but still. 19 sonofabitching pages? you people make me cut myself and eat 1000…
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my TV is now tainted with the lameness that is wrestling. i won’t go into details, but I must burn it tomorrow, and smash it. burn it and smash it…
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I want people to stop finding my site by searching for “my son and I have sex”. I don’t even remember what I said to make loafe.com pop up when…
Read moresuggestion: do not wipe with cotton candy
so this weekend I used a public restroom in which the toilet paper was like cotton candy. I don’t mean it was soft like cotton candy, I mean it had…
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