I swung for five minutes!
in kettlebells on saturday, I did a five-minute swing. sure, it was a light weight (only 20 lbs) but I swung that sucker for five whole minutes and I was…
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you could live here and be this cold: this is how cold it is in dublin, if you’re curious. kinda lame for winter, sheesh dublin: if you’re in anaheim, you’re…
Read moreDear person sleeping in my bed
Would you like me to put a pillow over your face and hold it there until you die? Would you would you? Then stop god damned snoring. Stop stop just…
Read moreit’s the best day ever
spongebob said it best. The best day ever. It’s officially over. Finally he is gone. They are both gone. In their honor, let’s begin a rousing rendition of … Ding…
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