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Sitting in hospital. Waiting for baby. Shouldn’t be long now. Eeeeeeee!!!!!

I did it. I finally succumbed. I am now in the clutches of big government. I let them inject me with their population control and tracking device… I got a…

I don’t really have much to say but I felt I should post something on 9-9-9. I will say this: gravity is real son of a bitch.

I’ve just learned that the parameters of my relationship have been redefined. Apparently it is now perfectly acceptable, in fact necessary, that we both feel free to do whatever we…