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5:53 PM EST
I
still love you Pack.
I know why you've gotten off to such a bad start. Because I'm unable
to watch the games. It's throwing you off. it's bad luck, bad karma,
bad news bears. it's all bad. But I've got my cheesehead! so it's
okay. You'll get back into the groove of things here soon. And it
isn't unheard of for a team that starts off 0-2 to win the Superbowl.
If anyone can do it, you can. At least minnesota is doing okay,
I guess. and philadelphia is so going to lose next week.
Okay
here's the deal. I need loads and loads (one might even say assloads)
of money. And right quick. Now if you're gonna be a pain about it,
I suppose I can wait a few days while you send it in the mail, but
really you should wire it to me, just go on up to some western union
offices and shoot me over gobs of cash. Alright, I'll take next
day air delivery. But western union is the way to go, kids. Please
hurry. run lola run.
is
it so wrong to call your cats sexy?
for
a review of the Travis concert I saw last night, please check your
kitchen cabinets.
so
with all the offers just pouring in (read: none) for my extra moby
ticket, I will proudly hand it to the next cute boy that tickles
my fancy. okay, I'm lying.
I've
decided today that all people who get married are bad and evil and
all people who do not get married are good and sweet. and even if
you have a kid with her, you are still bad and evil for getting
married.
I
bought my parents some saltwater taffy cause they love it and I
love them. it has nothing to do with me trying to bribe them or
schmooze them because I need money. not at all. it is because I
love them. I love them. I love my parents.
I
am sick of the way loafe looks. I am sick of the orange and sick
of the green and the yellow and the tables and it's all just annoying
me. I'd say that I am gonna make a new design, change things up
a bit, but I'd only be lying. we both know that isn't going to happen.
apparently
it IS okay to call your cats sexy.
thank you christian for showing
me the shame-free path of love.
I
feel like I ate eggs today for some reason but I did not. eat any
eggs. at all.
i
meant to post this update when i wrote it like seventy eight days
ago, but I didn't get to it.
i
go to bed now. loafe needs to start updating itself I think.
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