September 1
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there are this many people in the office today: 1. That includes me. That means I'm naked, watching porn movies, and peeing all over the desks. or it means I am updating loafe from work.


 

1:12 PM EST

So. I am all moved now. it was really really tiring, too. Why am I so tired? because I have a lot of stuff. Because anne-marie has a lot of stuff. because no one helped us. Because yesterday was the hottest day ever. Because I am lazy.

but now everything is out of the brighton house and in gram's house. I have much to do though, everything is still packed and messy and disorganized, but now i have all weekend to straighten it out and make it christalicious. I am not sure how the kitties are taking it. they were okay in the car over and then I brought them right up into my room and closed the door. imposter fargo was okay, exploring and curious, but real fargo was kind of upset and he hissed at imposter fargo even though they are okay with each other now, I think he's just sick of me moving him around all the time, the poor thing. my original plan had been to keep them sealed up in my room for a day or so till they get used to the new surroundings and start to associate my room as their safe haven, and then let them explore the house. But I decided it didn't matter and I opened the door and they left the room and I am sure to never see them again. grandma's house is huge with seventy five rooms and a billion hiding places.

I don't think anyone in the history of the world sweat as much as I did yesterday. no kidding. taking a shower last night was divine. then i crawled into my new bed (well, not NEW new but new to me and it's a bed, a real bed) and I fell asleep and dreamed of babies I've never met.

if you want my new address and phone number, you're going to have to write me and ask me for it and you have to include a really good joke, too and also tell me something secret and sexy.

I'd like to thank ryan and gina for taking care of loafe for me. that was swell, don't you think?

can I please be mary chen? please? I want to be mary chen. it wouldn't be enough to date mary chen or have mary chen as a friend. I have to BE her. I just have to.

I ordered my lunch from the wrap. excuse me, The Wrap. In Coolidge Corner. I ordered: the tuna ("marinated white tuna, cucumber, red onions and green leaf lettuce with our fat-free dill yogurt sauce in a whole wheat tortilla") and a berry blitz smoothie ("apple juice, blueberries, banana, raspberry sorbet, non-fat frozen yogurt"). crap. I just remembered that starting today I was going back to no dairy again. But yogurt doesn't really count as dairy. so it's okay. I'm still dairy-free.

They said it's gonna be here in an hour or less. AN HOUR OR LESS. fuck. thank god I am the fattest thing to ever walk the planet or else I'd starve to death.

I plan on having sex this weekend. and this time I'm gonna do it without the chains and the mouth piece.

who here loves moby as much as me (and by that I mean who here has the album "play" and listens to it a lot)? Cause I bought two tickets to Moby on October 19th at Avalon (here in boston) and I could give it to Neila or Anne-Marie but I'd rather give it to someone I like or a complete stranger that I can have sex with or an irish boy that I love.

I'm probably not going to be around all weekend. go cry in your coffee. I don't care.

oooh! my lunch just got here. the delivery guy is so nice, he brought me a cookie cause it took so long. he loves me.

ohmygod this is so good. i love you food.

 

 

use this box for lists. christa's cafe is lists! sweet magical tasty lists!

For every list, there is an anti-list. I actually don't know what that means.
But who really cares? not me!

things I'm good at:
-holding grudges
-blow jobs
-listening
-eating
-drinking
-spending money (especially when I don't have it)
-packing
-computery stuff
-imagining and pretending
-making lists
-gift giving
-singing (okay not really, but this goes along with the imagining and pretending part)

 

email christa@loafe.com