June 24
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(while watching a porn) "He loves her, because his penis is in her bum." -Darren

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news update:

I have a family reunion in Aug. in Wisconsin and I am super excited to go. it's in eau claire. to say eau claire, you say "oh claire". eau claire is in the middle of the state, close to the Minnesota border.


 

1:58pm EST

So this is what happens when I come home from work (or anywhere):

I walk up the stairs, I see Fargo.

me: Hi kitty
fargo: meow
me: hi kitty
fargo: meow
hi kitty
meow
hi kitty
meow
hi kitty
meow
hi kitty
meow
hi kitty

this goes on for a few minutes and then he finally quiets down. it's funny and annoying at the same time.

I've managed to stay quite sober the past few weeks. I'm so proud. I've gone home with no boys, I've brought no boys home with me. I really do think I am tired of being a whore. I want one boy. One. A boy who is smart and funny and cute and sexy and who will always be honest with me and never judge me and who likes to be silly. A boy that will always be himself no matter what, a boy that I just love and want to hug and pet and squeeze and kiss and eat.

speaking of boys. padraig is old news. the new love of my life is mr niall lynch and we're gonna get married and have hundreds of babies. hundreds! niall is my boyfriend, niall is my boyfriend, niall is my boyfriend. as cute as padraig is, niall is cute AND delicious and he has a shaved head.

I just finished making a bunch of mp3s. included in those were anne murray and air supply. I cannot of course object when you send me hate mail and make fun of me relentlessly.

but I made some violent femmes so I am back to being super cool.

my computer setup is on the floor. it makes my back irritated.

hi kitty
meow
hi kitty
meow

I had a dream that i met up with bryan last night and he got into a fight for me. I love that.

i have a lot of candles. a lot. I like things that smell good.

I am tired of writing stuff now, also I am hungry and also I have to go do something else now. I did laundry, did I mention that?

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use this box for lists. christa's cafe is lists! sweet magical tasty lists!

For every list, there is an anti-list. I actually don't know what that means.
but who really cares? not me!

things I always have in my pockets:
-wallet
-chapstick
-keys
-pocket watch

things I sometimes have in my pockets:
-money
-nail clipper (because I hate hate HATE dirty fingernails)
-random pieces of paper
-gum

now for some lists courtesy of anne-marie and neely, thank you!!!
(feel free to send me your own lists)

THE DRUNKEN LISTS (apparently)

5 cutest boys you know
a-m:
-tommy joyce
-aaron from brown street
-niall's friend eoin
-brian acton
-my brother (i don't mean that in an incestuous way)
-T.J. the barman (i know that's six, couldn't leave him)
Neila:
-Jerry the owner of the Banshee
-Seth from Shaw's
-Dan Donnelly (those Watercress boys!)
-my cousin Paul (but not in an incestuous way)
-Kyle McLaren
-CJM

List of 5 favorite-ever roomies
a-m:
-Katie Stutz
-Neila Hurley
-Fargo
-Liz Santos
-CJM
Neely:
-not drew
-robbie
-anne-marie (cause she's so cute)
-banshee (her cat, not the bar)
-Pole

Favorite drinking partners
Neely:

-Pole
-anne-marie (must say it in an irish accent)
-Christa
-irishmen
-myself
anne-marie:
-Neely
-Christa
-Willie (all the better for seeing you)
-Stenson
-Liam (could not leave him out)
-all the rest of the lads (except Devaney and joey)

favorite web sites
Neely and anne-marie:
-loafe.com
-watercress.net
-fivehelena.homepage.com
-travis.com
-soyouwanna.com

favorite things to do in boson
neely:
-not drive by cheers
-not go on the duck tours
-going to the pru
-newbury comics/tower records
-riding the T in rush hour, esp. the green line
-driving through boston, esp. during the gay pride parade
anne-marie:
-going to axis with the lads and losing the car
-newbury comics
-drinking at new pubs
-walking through the park (ahhhh!)
-going to karma club with tommy joyce to see david gray

favorite drinks
neely:

-red bull and vodka
-absolute and coke
-white russians
-HARP
-woo woo's
-not midori sours
a-m:
-HARP
-red bull and VODKA
-amaretto sours
-vodka and coke
-bud light for driving

5 favorite pubs
neely and a-m:
-the banshee
-the tara
-ned's when you're really fucked
-scruffy's
-jj's when you don't want to see all the lads at scruffy's and feel like getting trampled by a million people
-hogan's run where neely and pole have friends and freney doesn't

favorite barmen
-Marty
-Jerry
-DJ T.J.
-the cute guy at Ned's
-Kevin
-Damien/Rory

favorite barmaids
-Tracy
-Louise

favorite foods to eat when drunk/hungover
neely and a-m:
-EGGS
-Scallion pancakes
-EGGS
-Omelettes
-Bickfords! (but not IHOP)
-Sour cream and onion Lays and Sprite
-Honey Roasted Peanuts

favorite things to do while drunk
-get laid
-smoke up (neely)
-run away (neely)
-yell at people, esp. ex-boyfriends
-walk home (or try to)
-sleep at the lad's house
-drink more
-change bars
-pick up strange people
-go to castle island and slide down the slide with padraig (neely)




 

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