Application for role of
"Christa's Boston Best Friend"

Before we start, a little info. First of all, there are no right or wrong answers. All applicants are equally qualified, but if you're like really super cute or very rich and very generous (especially with your best friends), you will probably have an edge over someone who doesn't possess those qualities. Not that I'm saying I choose my friends on these type of things, but well...this best friend stuff is a very competitive business. I don't make the rules, ladies--I only play by them.

Basic Information

Name:

Email:

Age:

Sex:

Marital Status:

 

Question & Answer

Do you smoke?

drink?

do drugs?

 

Do you like children?

 

Do you have issues with sex? Briefly explain.

 

Do you like Jennifer Love Hewitt?

 

What is currently your favorite outfit to wear? Be as detailed as possible.

 

Do you think that the new movie "Fight Club" is like the sexiest movie to ever come out, ever?

 

Do you love kitties and bunnies and cows? Feel free to elaborate.

 

Are you a picky eater? Describe.

 

Does Christa entertain and/or amuse you?

 

What do you think about Christa? How does she make you feel? (please be sure to answer both parts of this two part question)

 

Who is your favoritest Simpsons' character and why? Quote me a line.

 

Do you have any questions you'd like to answer that I didn't ask? Go ahead.

 

Essay

Why would you be a good choice for the role of Christa's best friend in Boston? Here's your chance to showcase your talent and individuality. Good luck.

 

Miscellaneous

Of the following, mark the ones you find sexy and cute and attractive and absolutely delicious:

john malkovich

michael rapaport

tim robbins

thom yorke

david cross

steve burns

dan futterman

ed norton

luis gonzales

jason lee

ben affleck

matt damon

brad pitt

vince vaughn

 

Do you like my creative use of form fields?

Yes
No

 

Do you think that you can beat me up? even if you knew I did tae-bo? the billy blanks' way? Be thorough and honest in your answer.

 

That's the end of the application. Thank you so much for your interest. I'm sure you will be a great best friend, if not to me then someone else!