June 13
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I am not giving you a blow job, now go away already. -me

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news update:

antibiotics cure infections and stuff, but they also cause yeast infections and sometimes I think I'd rather have a damn infection on my hand than a yeast infection. for the record, I've never had a yeast infection and I never ever want one. My vagina scares me and the less I have to deal with it, the better off I am. (I am totally kidding. I am quite obsessed with my vagina in fact)

 

12:00am EST

I wish I had longers legs so that when I sat in chairs, my feet touched the ground. damn it. damn my genes. damn damn damn.

birds that sing at midnight right outside my window are seriously very annoying.

so the big thing right now seems to be blogs. and for a long time, I was thinking "what the heck is a BLOG?" then I realized...weblog. take out the we. you have blog. weblog. blog. get it? cause everything on the internet has to be shortened and hyphenated and abbreviated and sexed-up.

I don't like blogs. and I don't like them because links exhaust me and the whole point of a blog is to link to stuff. so you get to a blog and all it is is a bunch of links. ahhh! too many links! it drives me nuts. I get all crazy and clicky and there is just so much and my brain just doesn't like it, no it doesn't, stay in one place, it says. a link now and then is good. and my use of links is pretty much dead-on perfect.

I have a candy ass. my ass is candy. CANDY.

I managed to get al green's rendition of "how can you mend a broken heart?" or did the beegees do a rendition of al green's song? it doesn't matter, I got al green singing it and I like it.

sometimes I miss Jeff.

I found Fargo, for anyone who cares. He was missing, for anyone who cares. But I found him. he is now sleeping right next to me, tangled up in my computer cord and looking adorable. of course.

I have notes that I scribbled down over the course of my travels and I shall use them in the future for loafe updates. but I can't find the notebook I used and I have junk pretty much scattered all over the entire universe right now and so it will have to wait till I am not feeling so lazy, which could be quite a long time.

Also I need loads of money and I need it soon.

 

 

use this box for lists. christa's cafe is lists! sweet magical tasty lists! Unfortunately, "christa's cafe", as it's so jovially called, will be known as the "Succa Shop of Sin" for the time being.

For every list, there is an anti-list. I actually don't know what that means.
but who really cares? not me! and definitely not you! because, you're all a bunch of unwashed freaks who's only break from the empty glare of the computer monitor is to polish your set of Magic: The Gathering commemorative shotglasses!
things that are annoying me right now:

 

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