{"id":900,"date":"2008-07-31T15:41:18","date_gmt":"2008-07-31T19:41:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=900"},"modified":"2008-07-31T15:41:18","modified_gmt":"2008-07-31T19:41:18","slug":"oh-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=900","title":{"rendered":"oh boy"},"content":{"rendered":"

some pretty exciting news here at loafe. we’ve managed to crack the case of the missing loafe entries, from early 2000 to 2003. I have to sort of reorganize them and update the links, but for the zeros and zeros of you hoping to go back and chew on some old loafe, you will be able to do so very soon.<\/p>\n

you know what you can access? my really cheesy, embarrassing posts from the diaryland<\/a> days. I don’t suggest you go read them, but I have provided a link all the same. because I guess I do want you to go read them. this was from mid to late 1999. I was approximately 12-years-old. I was charming and sweet in a very grating obnoxious uncomfortable sort of way.<\/p>\n

Not a whole lot has changed in the intervening years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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