{"id":9,"date":"2004-01-05T12:13:40","date_gmt":"2004-01-05T20:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=9"},"modified":"2004-01-05T12:13:40","modified_gmt":"2004-01-05T20:13:40","slug":"rainy-days-and-mondays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"Rainy days and Mondays."},"content":{"rendered":"

They always get me down.<\/p>\n

It is true. After two glorious weeks of freedom, I am back at work today.<\/p>\n

I have two words for returning: lame, annoying and depressing. I have vowed that someday, even if it kills me, I will have a job that I enjoy. A job that challenges me and inspires me and doesn&#146t incite fits of rage. My job is far from horrible. But it certainly is not interesting or exciting or remotely stimulating.<\/p>\n

Don&#146t get me wrong. I am VERY glad to have a job that does not involve bugs, name tags, bodily fluids in any capacity, children, time clocks, mops or, good god, MANUAL LABOR.<\/p>\n

As an American citizen though it is my duty to be ungrateful and demand more.<\/p>\n

Hey, you know something I got for Christmas that I am loving very much? The Tick DVD. There are only 9 episodes and it makes me very sad. Only 9 episodes! It is a real travesty. My only solace that this goofy and irreverent show is no longer on the air is the premiere of Celebrity Mole Yucatan on Wednesday night and The Simple Life DVD debut in a few weeks. Thank god for small miracles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They always get me down. It is true. After two glorious weeks of freedom, I am back at work today. I have two words for returning: lame, annoying and depressing.… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}