{"id":860,"date":"2008-07-16T16:58:45","date_gmt":"2008-07-16T20:58:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=860"},"modified":"2008-07-16T17:00:24","modified_gmt":"2008-07-16T21:00:24","slug":"i-am-such-a-good-american","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=860","title":{"rendered":"I am such a good american"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--Mime Type of File is image\/jpeg --><\/p>\n<div class=\"postie-image-div\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-photos\/20080716-135845-1.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-photos\/20080716-135845-1.jpg','full_size_image','toolbar=0,scrollbars=0,location=0,status=0,menubar=0,resizable=1,height=1300,width=980');return false;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-photos\/thumb.20080716-135845-1.jpg\" alt=\"0716081637.jpg\" title=\"0716081637.jpg\" style=\"border: none;\" class=\"postie-image\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I have a shiny new fancy pants water bottle made of pixie dust from swiss faeries &#038; the salty yet sweet tears of pretty, rich, blond, blue-eyed swiss babies.<\/p>\n<p>Or you know regular old aluminium. But I think it&#8217;s the tears &#038; pixies, based on the price. But I do my part to help the (swiss) economy and stay hip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a shiny new fancy pants water bottle made of pixie dust from swiss faeries &#038; the salty yet sweet tears of pretty, rich, blond, blue-eyed swiss babies. Or&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}