{"id":856,"date":"2008-07-04T15:34:10","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T19:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=856"},"modified":"2008-07-04T15:34:10","modified_gmt":"2008-07-04T19:34:10","slug":"jesus-loves-fireworks-and-hot-dogs-and-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=856","title":{"rendered":"jesus loves fireworks and hot dogs. and me."},"content":{"rendered":"

it’s rainy and wet and crappy here on the jolly old 4th. take that america! you suck! even mother nature thinks so! go blow some fireworks, losers.<\/p>\n

ryland did ride a big kid bike for the first time today… albeit a girl’s one. but he’s totally okay with it.<\/p>\n

see?<\/p>\n

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totally okay.<\/p>\n

his dad, not so much. when g said we’d go get him a nice big boy<\/strong> bike, a cool red or black one, ry said, “no, pink! we get a pink one.” ha!<\/p>\n

I wonder though, why does liking pink somehow insinuate you are gay, even at age four?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

it’s rainy and wet and crappy here on the jolly old 4th. take that america! you suck! even mother nature thinks so! go blow some fireworks, losers. ryland did ride… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=856"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}