{"id":831,"date":"2008-05-21T02:08:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T06:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=831"},"modified":"2008-05-22T13:54:58","modified_gmt":"2008-05-22T17:54:58","slug":"jeez-already-shoes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=831","title":{"rendered":"Jeez already, shoes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--Mime Type of File is image\/jpeg --><\/p>\n<div class=\"postie-image-div\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-photos\/20080520-184655-1.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-photos\/20080520-184655-1.jpg','full_size_image','toolbar=0,scrollbars=0,location=0,status=0,menubar=0,resizable=1,height=980,width=1300');return false;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-photos\/thumb.20080520-184655-1.jpg\" alt=\"0520081833.jpg\" title=\"0520081833.jpg\" style=\"border: none;\" class=\"postie-image\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>my shoes are always untied. I don&#8217;t know why, i tie them like every half second but whenever i look down, there they are, all lazy &#038; untied. Stupid shoes. Get a job will you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my shoes are always untied. I don&#8217;t know why, i tie them like every half second but whenever i look down, there they are, all lazy &#038; untied. Stupid shoes.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,1],"tags":[42],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mobile","category-random","tag-lazy-shoes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}