{"id":83,"date":"2004-05-18T13:37:38","date_gmt":"2004-05-18T21:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=83"},"modified":"2004-05-18T13:37:38","modified_gmt":"2004-05-18T21:37:38","slug":"24-weeks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"24 weeks."},"content":{"rendered":"

That&#146s how far along I am! 16 more weeks to go.<\/p>\n

YIKES!<\/p>\n

My friend Gina only has 8 more weeks left. 8 weeks! That is crazy insane. I wish I could see her. I find myself loving pregnant woman immensely these days, except for the really skinny ones who look all cute and perfect with their skinny bodies and nice big round bellys, their little belly button sticking out. I hate them. Okay, okay, I love them too, but I am envious. I wish I looked that cute. Oh well, we all have our lots in life and mine isn&#146t to be one of those tiny cute skinny pregnant women. Mine is to be a big cute pregnant woman. I&#146m okay with that. Mostly.<\/p>\n

I feel bad that all I think about and talk about these days is being pregnant. How boring. But I suppose that&#146s just how it goes. The Onion had this article a few months ago called &#147Pregnant Woman Acting Like No One Ever Got Pregnant Before&#148 and it was so funny. That is how I feel! I am the first woman ever to be pregnant. Please act accordingly.<\/p>\n

I would normally link to that onion article, but apparently you have to pay a subscription fee to access those archives. What a load.<\/p>\n

Hey, speaking of pregnancy, on Saturday Phyllis (Gordon&#146s mother) and my friends gave me a surprise baby shower. It was so fabulous and I had such a great time that I am frightened. A baby shower is such a girly thing and I loved it! (What is Ryland doing to me?) I&#146ve never had a surprise anything before. I felt embarrassed and weird but in a good way. It was such a neat experience. And Ry scored some awesome gifts. Surprise baby showers are awesome.<\/p>\n

Tomorrow morning a moving company comes and picks up all my crap to haul it to Tucson for me. Then, on Tuesday, the 25th, we fly to AZ. It is all suddenly happening so fast. I feel like I&#146m in a whirlwind. The baby is getting bigger what seems like every single second, I&#146m leaving my job, all my stuff is boxed up, I&#146m going to Tucson in a week, so many goodbyes and hellos.<\/p>\n

I hope Boston will miss me as much as I&#146ll miss it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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