{"id":827,"date":"2008-05-08T16:49:27","date_gmt":"2008-05-08T20:49:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=827"},"modified":"2008-05-08T16:49:27","modified_gmt":"2008-05-08T20:49:27","slug":"extreme-ways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=827","title":{"rendered":"extreme ways"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>can I marry jason bourne please?<\/p>\n<p>pleeeeeeeeaaaaase? it&#8217;s the only thing I want in life. that&#8217;s it. just let me be with him forever &#038; ever, and I will shut up &#038; leave everyone alone for the rest of time. seriously. I will. I promise.<\/p>\n<p>okay how about a song of the day. ummm. <a href=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/cjms\/Signsmp3.cjm\">signs by crystal method<\/a>. it&#8217;s from the movie signs, one of my most favoritest.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m totally addicted to scramble. scramble is boggle on facebook. I&#8217;m so peggy hill when it comes to boggle. I keep challenging people to play me and no one will. well a few people do, but not enough. I love that effing game. I don&#8217;t have barely any friends on facebook. kind of like real life. <\/p>\n<p>SIGH<\/p>\n<p>crap vagina, no friends, intimacy issues, my computer tragedy at work&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>but feel not sorry for me! thanks to a special lady friend I&#8217;m drowning my pain in &#8216;ceuts. thanks special lady friend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>can I marry jason bourne please? pleeeeeeeeaaaaase? it&#8217;s the only thing I want in life. that&#8217;s it. just let me be with him forever &#038; ever, and I will shut&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}