{"id":815,"date":"2008-04-24T22:10:15","date_gmt":"2008-04-25T02:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=815"},"modified":"2008-04-24T22:10:15","modified_gmt":"2008-04-25T02:10:15","slug":"oh-my-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=815","title":{"rendered":"oh my shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my little catcher in the rye&#8230; clogging up toilets the world over.<\/p>\n<p><a href='https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/logrolling.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/logrolling-300x231.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"logrolling\" width=\"300\" height=\"231\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-816\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/logrolling-300x231.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/logrolling.jpg 560w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>so we&#8217;re getting over the whole potty thing, I think. he&#8217;s off diapers completely, a happiness too great for words. he pees his pants sometimes still and some nights he pees his bed, but it&#8217;s a small price to pay my friends, small indeed. because he doesn&#8217;t shit in his pants. not once. too dirty and gross for mister priss. so if he wants to urinate all over himself now and then, as long as I&#8217;m not scrubbing feces out of clothes, I&#8217;m fine with it.<\/p>\n<p>but christ, did that little effing bastard fight me to the death over this. serious trauma for everyone involved. I don&#8217;t know who won. all i know is his shit is where it should be and my money is no longer supporting mountains of diapers in landfills.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m currently in the midst of teaching him how to properly pee outside now. it&#8217;s the season.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my little catcher in the rye&#8230; clogging up toilets the world over. so we&#8217;re getting over the whole potty thing, I think. he&#8217;s off diapers completely, a happiness too great&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ry-pics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}