{"id":81,"date":"2004-05-13T17:19:56","date_gmt":"2004-05-14T01:19:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=81"},"modified":"2004-05-13T17:19:56","modified_gmt":"2004-05-14T01:19:56","slug":"the-elusive-perfect-pillow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"The Elusive Perfect Pillow."},"content":{"rendered":"

I am on a Great American Quest for a Great American Pillow.<\/p>\n

I don&#146t know that means, but I do know that I need a good pillow, one that is firm and reliable and ideal for side sleepers and not made of bird feathers and costs less than $30. I&#146ve gone into some stores recently and perused their pillow selections, and I honestly do not understand why someone would buy a pillow, A PILLOW, for $150. I don&#146t get it. Why? Why would someone do that? Could a pillow really be that fabulous? Because I&#146d want a hell of a lot of action from a $150 pillow. Serious, hardcore action.<\/p>\n

I believe that it is lack of decent pillow support that keeps me from getting a good night&#146s sleep. That and this damn baby rolling around inside me. I had to pee only around 9 hundred thousand times last night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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