{"id":800,"date":"2008-03-21T15:07:22","date_gmt":"2008-03-21T19:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=800"},"modified":"2008-03-21T15:07:22","modified_gmt":"2008-03-21T19:07:22","slug":"my-uncle-tony-can-spit-real-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=800","title":{"rendered":"my uncle tony can spit real far"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>fact: strange currencies by rem is one of the greatest love songs of all time. <\/p>\n<p>fact: today&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/cjms\/InnTownmp3.cjm\">song of the day<\/a> is awesome. inn town, by whiskeytown. you won&#8217;t like it. whatev.<\/p>\n<p>fact: I want a chocolate egg.<\/p>\n<p>fact: ry is spending the night on sat at his aunt&#8217;s house.<\/p>\n<p>fact: I&#8217;ll be enjoying easter sunday alone. I think. unless g decides to stay home, but I&#8217;m convincing him he needs to go. I don&#8217;t need to go because a) easter is dumb, b) it&#8217;s not my family and c) I am an adult and I can choose not to participate in dumb holidays with rude, disrespectful people who don&#8217;t mind their own business.<\/p>\n<p>fact: I do not &#8220;do&#8221; easter bunny (or santa or tooth fairy or any other silliness). Yes yes, I am a horrible mother and my son will suffer the worst childhood known to man. again I say: People need to mind their business.<\/p>\n<p>hey do you remember the kids in the hall &#8220;it&#8217;s a fact&#8221; bit? I loved those. I loved that show. canadians are funny. they all seem very gay though. ever notice that? I used to say about goofy people, &#8220;he&#8217;s either gay or canadian.&#8221; it&#8217;s funny cause it&#8217;s true.<\/p>\n<p>fact: I hate the montreal canadiens. really and truly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fact: strange currencies by rem is one of the greatest love songs of all time. fact: today&#8217;s song of the day is awesome. inn town, by whiskeytown. you won&#8217;t like&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song-of-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}