{"id":772,"date":"2008-01-31T13:24:09","date_gmt":"2008-01-31T17:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=772"},"modified":"2008-08-26T00:14:43","modified_gmt":"2008-08-26T04:14:43","slug":"this-boot-is-made-for-stomping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=772","title":{"rendered":"This boot is made for stomping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--Mime Type of File is image\/jpeg --><\/p>\n<div class=\"postie-image-div\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-photos\/20080131-092408-1.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-photos\/20080131-092408-1.jpg','full_size_image','toolbar=0,scrollbars=0,location=0,status=0,menubar=0,resizable=1,height=1300,width=980');return false;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-photos\/thumb.20080131-092408-1.jpg\" alt=\"0130081233.jpg\" title=\"0130081233.jpg\" style=\"border: none;\" class=\"postie-image\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I have to wear this ridiculous boot on my leg. Because apparently I have a stress fracture in my foot. It&#8217;s so dumb. I look like an idiot. I have to wear it for a month! A whole goddamned month. Plus the doctor says I can&#8217;t go to the gym, all I can do is swim. And I say HA. fat chance on that buddy. If I have to wear this thing for a month, you can be sure I&#8217;ll still be doing my thing at the gym. No pain no gain. fuck you stress fracture.<\/p>\n<p>who goes swimming? honestly. <\/p>\n<p>The cool thing is that I kind of feel like a robot with it on. I need another one for my other leg, plus some for my arms. Pretty awesome.<\/p>\n<p>The ortho guy says this is the same boot that Brady wore. We&#8217;re all rubbing it for luck. Go pats! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to wear this ridiculous boot on my leg. Because apparently I have a stress fracture in my foot. It&#8217;s so dumb. I look like an idiot. I have&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best-of-loafe-vol-1","category-mobile"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=772"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1093,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772\/revisions\/1093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}