{"id":761,"date":"2008-01-18T16:16:36","date_gmt":"2008-01-18T20:16:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=761"},"modified":"2008-01-18T16:16:36","modified_gmt":"2008-01-18T20:16:36","slug":"no-tonight-is-1999","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=761","title":{"rendered":"no, TONIGHT is 1999."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>okay so last night turned out to be just another sad day in domestic paradise. no party. nothing was debauched. But! the boy is gone again tonight, he&#8217;s still with his aunt, and it&#8217;s friday night. woo! I can be as naughty as I want to be. which means that I will probably watch some 30 Rock eps tonight.<\/p>\n<p>no no, I am going to live it up. I swear I am! alright, I&#8217;m not fooling anyone. But I do think I&#8217;ll smoke. It&#8217;s been awhile and I&#8217;ve been saving a special piece for myself. so tonight I will enjoy it. jealous? you should be. you really should be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>okay so last night turned out to be just another sad day in domestic paradise. no party. nothing was debauched. But! the boy is gone again tonight, he&#8217;s still with&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}