{"id":760,"date":"2008-01-17T18:04:57","date_gmt":"2008-01-17T22:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=760"},"modified":"2008-01-17T18:04:57","modified_gmt":"2008-01-17T22:04:57","slug":"tonight-im-gonna-party-like-its-1999","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=760","title":{"rendered":"tonight I&#8217;m gonna party like it&#8217;s 1999."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, okay I am going to party more like it&#8217;s 2036. because I&#8217;m old and decrepit, etc. but the point is I&#8217;m partying, as the boy has gone off to spend the night at his aunt&#8217;s house. I may even stay up past 11pm. I just may indeed.<\/p>\n<p>speaking of sleeping, I really think someone needs to do some work in this area and invent a new sleep position. side, stomach and back? really? that&#8217;s it? We have all this fancy shit in our lives, but only three sleep positions? It&#8217;s not working for me. I&#8217;m not comfortable in any of them. I&#8217;m sick of them all. Stupid sleeping positions. stupid body. stupid bed. stupid pillow. all of it, stupid!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, okay I am going to party more like it&#8217;s 2036. because I&#8217;m old and decrepit, etc. but the point is I&#8217;m partying, as the boy has gone off to&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}