{"id":747,"date":"2008-01-07T16:47:45","date_gmt":"2008-01-07T20:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=747"},"modified":"2008-01-07T16:47:45","modified_gmt":"2008-01-07T20:47:45","slug":"ive-got-a-man-cold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=747","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;ve got a man cold"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know I&#8217;m a woman, but when it comes to being sick, as most things in my life, I&#8217;m really more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE\">like a man<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What I like about my cold right now is that it&#8217;s given my normally obnoxious voice a deeper, huskier quality to it, much sexier. Like I&#8217;ve been smoking for 10 or so years. Nice. I&#8217;ll be depressed when I get better and have to talk with my dumb, normal, boring unsmoky voice.<\/p>\n<p>Instead of being depressed and whiny about my miserable life here in boston, I&#8217;m going to focus on the good things. I&#8217;ll let you know when I figure out what those good things are&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m kidding. I know what the good things are. and I&#8217;m not gonna focus on anything but my misery.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I&#8217;m a woman, but when it comes to being sick, as most things in my life, I&#8217;m really more like a man. What I like about my cold&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}