{"id":746,"date":"2008-01-04T19:09:08","date_gmt":"2008-01-04T23:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=746"},"modified":"2008-08-26T00:19:04","modified_gmt":"2008-08-26T04:19:04","slug":"we-can-work-it-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=746","title":{"rendered":"we can work it out."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so my fedex boyfriend and I had quite the exchange this morning at the entrance to my building. he was leaving with a handtruck of boxes just as I was arriving. He gallantly held open the door for me and I gallantly held open the door for him. Then he said, &#8220;you come first.&#8221; and I smiled and said &#8220;no, I want you to come first.&#8221; but he insisted I come before him, so I did. I should have said &#8220;how about we both come at the same time?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I love him. We&#8217;re going to have fedex babies together. He wants round tube babies and I want thick, rectangular ones. We&#8217;ll work it out though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so my fedex boyfriend and I had quite the exchange this morning at the entrance to my building. he was leaving with a handtruck of boxes just as I was&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best-of-loafe-vol-1","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=746"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1097,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746\/revisions\/1097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}