{"id":740,"date":"2007-12-24T01:25:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-24T05:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=740"},"modified":"2007-12-24T01:25:01","modified_gmt":"2007-12-24T05:25:01","slug":"i-am-legend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=740","title":{"rendered":"i am legend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw the new will smith movie today. it was pretty cool. it was a zombie movie.<\/p>\n<p>did any of you realize how cute he is? I never did. he&#8217;s got quite the body.<\/p>\n<p>it was kinda cheesy, and the end was a little too easy. I liked it though. it was a zombie movie, with zombie scary things being zombie crazy trying to eat him.<\/p>\n<p>but the best part of the movie? when I tripped and then totally fell, flailing all over like a crazy old bag lady, as I walked to my seat, in the back, up the theater steps, with the entire theater watching me. it was awesome. and by awesome I mean super embarrassing and very very funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw the new will smith movie today. it was pretty cool. it was a zombie movie. did any of you realize how cute he is? I never did. he&#8217;s&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=740"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}