{"id":736,"date":"2007-12-18T13:21:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-18T17:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=736"},"modified":"2007-12-18T13:21:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-18T17:21:00","slug":"i-hate-sushi-dont-take-me-to-sushi-okay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=736","title":{"rendered":"I hate sushi. don&#8217;t take me to sushi, okay?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I also hate it when I&#8217;m rash and stupid and possibly drunk and do things like send mail I have no business sending. I would apologize to recipients of such mail, but eh. I don&#8217;t care that much.<\/p>\n<p>I made it into the superbowl in my FFL and I&#8217;m pretty excited. It&#8217;s the greatest sporting achievement of my life. Well, besides the time I bowled a 215 in 6th grade.<\/p>\n<p>tick tick tick. almost time to head to the land of frosty lime eegees and crazy mexicans. see you on the other side.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I also hate it when I&#8217;m rash and stupid and possibly drunk and do things like send mail I have no business sending. I would apologize to recipients of such&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}