{"id":720,"date":"2007-12-03T01:29:52","date_gmt":"2007-12-03T05:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=720"},"modified":"2007-12-03T01:29:52","modified_gmt":"2007-12-03T05:29:52","slug":"my-old-loafes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=720","title":{"rendered":"my old loafes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So you know how I was missing a period of loafe entries, from approx. 19 of feb, 2001 till the 4th of Dec, 2003, about 300 total? well okay you probably didn&#8217;t know this, but it&#8217;s true. And since reading loafe is one of my favorite pastimes, it was troubling. I was up to a lot of things back then, interesting pre-baby, single-christa things. What was she like, that girl? what sort of retarded embarrassing things are waiting to be relived? who knows! I couldn&#8217;t get at them.<\/p>\n<p>Until now! Because I found them. Well, technically, I always knew where they were, I just didn&#8217;t know how to get at them. Then, a few minutes ago, as I played around in my database (not a euphemism for something dirty, although that&#8217;s good), I stumbled on all of them, in their entirety, including quotes! eee!<\/p>\n<p>I feel whole again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So you know how I was missing a period of loafe entries, from approx. 19 of feb, 2001 till the 4th of Dec, 2003, about 300 total? well okay you&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}