Here’s the conversation I had this morning with Ryland. It was 6:30am, when he came into my room and woke me up. It was a lot of fun. and by fun I mean is it too late to have an abortion?<\/p>\n
me: zzzz<\/p>\n
ry: hi mommy.<\/p>\n
me: zzzz<\/p>\n
ry: hi mommy.<\/p>\n
me: zzz razza frazza zzzz<\/p>\n
ry: hi mommy<\/p>\n
me: mmm. hi ry.<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: no<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy mommy.<\/p>\n
I crack open one eye and look at this nutball in his car jammies, asking for candy before the sun has barely woke up.<\/p>\n
me: no<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy please.<\/p>\n
me: no candy in the morning are you crazy.<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: no, ry. no candy.<\/p>\n
ry: just one please. I want one candy.<\/p>\n
me: no<\/p>\n
ry, holding up one chubby finger: just one candy, just one. okay just one.<\/p>\n
me, turning over: no, ry, no candy. don’t ask me again. come lay in bed with me a bit longer.<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: no<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: no<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: no do you see what time it is? no.<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: no<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy. just one. one candy.<\/p>\n
me: no. no candy. zero candy.<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: don’t ask me again. no candy. you can’t have candy for breakfast.<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy. just one candy okay mommy. just one mommy.<\/p>\n
me: no. zero candy ry. zero candy.<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: no! I’m not going to answer you anymore. I’m going to ignore you if you keep asking me. no candy.<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: ….<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: ….<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: ….<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: ….<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: ….<\/p>\n
ry, climbing all over me in bed: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: ….<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: ….<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: ryland! enough! I said no candy. quit asking me. NO CANDY.<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: no<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: no<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
me: argh. no. where’s nana. go see what she’s doing.<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p>\n
ry: I want candy<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
This went on for another good five mins before he finally gave up and left the room. He probably found candy somewhere on his own.<\/p>\n
kids.<\/p>\n
and I say I want another one? shoot me now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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