{"id":649,"date":"2007-10-03T14:25:19","date_gmt":"2007-10-03T18:25:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=649"},"modified":"2007-10-03T14:25:19","modified_gmt":"2007-10-03T18:25:19","slug":"if-you-see-her-say-hello","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=649","title":{"rendered":"If you see her, say hello"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m watching this show called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sho.com\/site\/californication\/home.do\" target=\"_blank\">californication<\/a> that I love love love. david duchovny makes it happen for me. if I could be a guy, he&#8217;s the guy I want to be. he&#8217;s really really omg really sexy. I can&#8217;t even tell you. That lazy way of talking he has, his warm honey and butter voice that wraps around you, those bedroom eyes&#8230;mmmm. mommy likes.<\/p>\n<p>seriously though I love that show. every single thing about it. it makes me want to move to L.A. That show and <a href=\"http:\/\/jonson.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jonathan<\/a>. They make me want to move to L.A. That show and Jonathan and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/node\/32054\" target=\"_blank\">ocean<\/a>. I like the ocean they&#8217;ve got over there in CA. I don&#8217;t need anything but that show, and Jonathan, and the ocean, and this remote control. and that&#8217;s all I need.<\/p>\n<p>heeeeyy. tonight is gordon&#8217;s hockey game. come over, will you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m watching this show called californication that I love love love. david duchovny makes it happen for me. if I could be a guy, he&#8217;s the guy I want to&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}