{"id":632,"date":"2007-10-01T15:45:28","date_gmt":"2007-10-01T19:45:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=632"},"modified":"2007-10-01T15:46:24","modified_gmt":"2007-10-01T19:46:24","slug":"a-nightmare-is-a-dream-after-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=632","title":{"rendered":"a nightmare is a dream after all."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So when <a href=\"http:\/\/girlsnightout.sheckys.com\/\">shecky&#8217;s<\/a> says they&#8217;ve got the BEST girl&#8217;s night out of the season, they mean it ironically, or like today is opposite day, right? They must.<\/p>\n<p>Because their five hour dream evening sounds like the worst possible evening I could ever imagine. And I have a good imagination. Well, I have an imagination anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d rather spend the night with in-laws, sober, watching Matlock, Walker Texas Ranger, or Mama&#8217;s Family. Maybe even all three.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, both scenarios sound horrible. I need to start eating cookies and right now to banish these things from my mind. they aren&#8217;t real christa, they aren&#8217;t real. you don&#8217;t have to do any of it. eat your cookies. it&#8217;s okay. and never forgot: soylent green is people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So when shecky&#8217;s says they&#8217;ve got the BEST girl&#8217;s night out of the season, they mean it ironically, or like today is opposite day, right? They must. Because their five&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}