{"id":582,"date":"2007-09-02T23:34:44","date_gmt":"2007-09-03T03:34:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=582"},"modified":"2007-09-03T09:15:09","modified_gmt":"2007-09-03T13:15:09","slug":"ap-news-writers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=582","title":{"rendered":"AP news writers"},"content":{"rendered":"

truth? I miss the days of not needing to think of some clever or pithy title for every lame time I wanted to write something. curse this internet.<\/p>\n

and also segues. they are so boorrring.<\/p>\n

who writes those lousy AP “news” pieces? the ones that show up on all the “news” receptacles? they honestly seem so earnest writing about the silliest shit, all the time. you are a douchebag, AP. I wished I were reading this<\/a> on the onion. It occurred to me that really, domain names aside, yahoo is in fact the onion. (note to actual AP writers, who read loafe religiously looking for guidance: I don’t fault the writer, not one bit, I fault the Rocks That Think, who control every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.)<\/p>\n

but do I do anything constructive and balanced, such as read news from sites providing well-written and articulate information? They are plentiful enough. But I do not, because it’s too many clicks for me to find.<\/p>\n

Is this getting old or getting domesticated? Or getting stupid? I need to know. and very very soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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