{"id":56,"date":"2004-03-16T16:40:02","date_gmt":"2004-03-17T00:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=56"},"modified":"2004-03-16T16:40:02","modified_gmt":"2004-03-17T00:40:02","slug":"peeing-a-million-times-a-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=56","title":{"rendered":"Peeing a million times a day."},"content":{"rendered":"

So it feels like every five seconds I am getting up to pee and it&#146s very boring, all this peeing. To liven things up a bit, I have taken to walking like a zombie. Or walk as if I am in slow-motion. Or walk very very fast. It&#146s actually pretty fun and I might start incorporating it into all other aspects of my life. Why just walk like a zombie when I&#146m going down the hallway to pee? Why not walk like a zombie at the grocery store and on the treadmill at the gym and between classes at school?<\/p>\n

Anytime is a good time for zombie walking.<\/p>\n

slo-mo walking is fun too. I pretend I am in a music video.<\/p>\n

A vSEXY music video.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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