{"id":549,"date":"2007-08-02T15:16:33","date_gmt":"2007-08-02T19:16:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=549"},"modified":"2007-08-02T17:39:23","modified_gmt":"2007-08-02T21:39:23","slug":"ill-take-my-tragedies-fake-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=549","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll take my tragedies fake please."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am I alone in not wanting to hear\/read\/watch people&#8217;s accounts of the bridge collapse in Minneapolis?<\/p>\n<p>Fill me to the brim with tales of zombies and aliens and otherworldly forms taking over; books by Stephen King and Tolkien, The Road; movies like Children of Men and Signs and Star Wars; all that and more. End-of-world scenarios are my preferred dish, served fresh and piping hot.<\/p>\n<p>But when it&#8217;s real, when it&#8217;s happening in the space that I live and breathe, when it&#8217;s not for my entertainment appetite&#8230;well, it&#8217;s all I can bear just to read the headlines. I&#8217;m interested of course, but it feels perverted, and it satisfies nothing of my apocalyptic hunger. It just makes me feel really bad and helpless.<\/p>\n<p>I may be totally prepared for a zombie invasion, but my car crashing into the Mississippi River? Well, you can&#8217;t really plan for that and taking in all those videos and stories and pictures just isn&#8217;t going to help. Not that I&#8217;m saying those things shouldn&#8217;t be available to the interested parties. I can see the value in it. But for me personally, I just glance at the headlines, maybe read a brief article or two to get the basic facts and current status, then I&#8217;m off.<\/p>\n<p>Although really, there is very little else for me to do online. With the past few days at work being so very slow, I have now officially seen everything on the internet. There is nothing left. I finished the whole thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am I alone in not wanting to hear\/read\/watch people&#8217;s accounts of the bridge collapse in Minneapolis? Fill me to the brim with tales of zombies and aliens and otherworldly forms&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}