It’s odd that it took this long, but I realized tonight that I can’t possibly compete with every single female in this world. Not that I ever literally thought “I am in competition with every single female in this world” and not that I even know what we’re competing for, against, or why. But somewhere in my head, there’s always been this thought, this unexpressed, unthought, thought…that it’s me vs every other vagina.<\/p>\n
but it’s not. in some ways it is, sure, because either your vagina or my vagina is going to win, but not both. only, really, no vaginas win. only the vags that are actually penises. and I don’t like your vagina anyway.<\/p>\n
still, it’s nice. it feels good to relieve myself of that incredible stress. now maybe I can get on with my life and let everyone’s vagina do what it will. worry instead about what mine is up to. she’s a dirty minx. and such a liar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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