{"id":52,"date":"2004-03-15T13:10:23","date_gmt":"2004-03-15T21:10:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=52"},"modified":"2004-03-15T13:10:23","modified_gmt":"2004-03-15T21:10:23","slug":"how-sweet-it-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=52","title":{"rendered":"How sweet it is."},"content":{"rendered":"

In a recent post regarding the rather shocking news of my pregnancy, dear old Stephanie said: “Wow…this is completely unexpected but all together lovely.” <\/p>\n

I couldn&#146t have said it better myself. Thanks Stephanie. You&#146re too cool for words. Loafe hugs you.<\/p>\n

But do you all realize the ramifications of this? On my lousy 30th birthday, I won&#146t be able to drown my sorrows in copious and dangerously toxic amounts of alcohol, as previously planned. No, come July 18th, I get to be enormously fat AND cranky, with not a whit of liquor. What a crappy deal.<\/p>\n

It&#146s true though, I love being pregnant, it is a very crazy banana. But damn if it isn&#146t boring! No drinking, no smoking, no crazy antics. sheesh. At least I get to eat. Food is always good.<\/p>\n

I hope everyone watched Arrested Development<\/i> last night. It was very funny. And this week, be sure to catch a special episode on Wednesday night, with Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She plays a blind date. Check your local listings!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In a recent post regarding the rather shocking news of my pregnancy, dear old Stephanie said: “Wow…this is completely unexpected but all together lovely.” I couldn&#146t have said it better… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}