{"id":518,"date":"2007-06-19T17:20:42","date_gmt":"2007-06-19T21:20:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=518"},"modified":"2007-06-19T20:28:41","modified_gmt":"2007-06-20T00:28:41","slug":"why-do-womens-shoes-have-to-be-the-loudest-things-in-the-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=518","title":{"rendered":"why do women&#8217;s shoes have to be the loudest things in the universe?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, summer is upon us, and that&#8217;s great and everything, but it has its drawbacks, mainly women and their shoes. All day long they walk around in their flip-flops\/sandals\/thongs\/slides\/mules, flap flap flap, look at me I&#8217;m so cute, flap flap flap, my shoes are so sprightly, flap flap flap. these ladies make enough racket to wake the dead. or annoy me, same difference. flap flap flap flap. that&#8217;s all I hear. flap flap flap. shutup! keep your shoes to yourself! stop annoying me! go &#8220;lay out&#8221; some more in your unending quest for skin cancer and\/or a rich leathery hide! be bouncy and young (or pretending to be anyway) elsewhere! Yes!<\/p>\n<p>But do so quietly.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of quiet, today <a href=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/cjms\/afire-coluvmp3.cjm\">I pick umm<\/a>&#8230;arcade fire and their lovely crown of love. yay arcade fire! speaking of the af, I haven&#8217;t bought their new album yet, but I&#8217;ve read it&#8217;s sublime. there seems to be a lot of new albums I want. hm. Maybe I will make list of coveted music. probably not though.<\/p>\n<p>p.s. an ex-hab as the bruins&#8217; coach? blasphemous!<\/p>\n<p>You know, it isn&#8217;t just women&#8217;s summer shoes that are noisy. They have noisy shoes year-round, with all their damn heels and their clackity-clacks. as Gob would say, come on!<\/p>\n<p>speaking of Gob, <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=tN9XlAW-Cu0\">here is the funniest<\/a> utube video ever. He&#8217;s says &#8220;come on&#8221; in it. Watch it, you will laugh. guaranteed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, summer is upon us, and that&#8217;s great and everything, but it has its drawbacks, mainly women and their shoes. All day long they walk around in their flip-flops\/sandals\/thongs\/slides\/mules, flap&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","category-song-of-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}