{"id":466,"date":"2007-05-03T00:46:31","date_gmt":"2007-05-03T04:46:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=466"},"modified":"2009-11-09T23:44:06","modified_gmt":"2009-11-10T04:44:06","slug":"people-in-my-town-have-bad-eyes-i-think","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=466","title":{"rendered":"People in my town have bad eyes I think."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wonder what the library is trying to tell me. The last few books I&#8217;ve rented, or wanted to rent, have been available only in large print. What is up with that.<\/p>\n<p>So lately I&#8217;ve been having to carry around these giant books with this huge type. I kind of like it though, all those big letters marching steadfast across the page. I don&#8217;t mind lugging around a book heavy with all those yummy words, large and in charge may they be.<\/p>\n<p>As far as books go, I don&#8217;t want to like <em>Special Topics in Calamity Physics<\/em>, for many reasons both obvious and secret. I am enjoying it despite myself. I&#8217;m about 75-pages deep (75 LARGE TYPE pages, which is probably 4 or 5 regular pages), so final judgment is reserved until I&#8217;ve finished. There are a few little things that annoy me, annoyances that might grow as I continue to read; some stylistic and vocab choices, and a writing style I&#8217;ve employed any number of times but was criticized ruthlessly in my writing classes for&#8230;she does it much better than me I guess. Anyway, I will let you know my opinion when I&#8217;m done. You are waiting with baited breath, surely.<\/p>\n<p>In other riveting books news, after falling in love with <em>Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time<\/em>, my heart was smashed to bits by Haddon&#8217;s 2nd novel. As I read the first few pages, I came to understand the darkness surrounding me wasn&#8217;t night falling but rather my extreme boredom marrying my extreme disappointment.<\/p>\n<p>In other words, it sucked.<\/p>\n<p>For this, I grieve.<\/p>\n<p>p.s. I don&#8217;t technically live in a town, but this city is so shitty I refuse to call it one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wonder what the library is trying to tell me. The last few books I&#8217;ve rented, or wanted to rent, have been available only in large print. What is up&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best-of-loafe-vol-1","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1073,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions\/1073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}