{"id":463,"date":"2007-05-01T21:33:52","date_gmt":"2007-05-02T01:33:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=463"},"modified":"2007-05-01T21:33:52","modified_gmt":"2007-05-02T01:33:52","slug":"im-a-weakling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=463","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a weakling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I fought the good fight. I braved the impossible. Now, after all these years, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve finally succumbed. I got a cell phone.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>Bank accounts, cell phones, mortgages, fancy purses, a car payment!? What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s become of me? The real Christa needs to stand up already.<\/p>\n<p>The minute you start hearing about my investment portfolio and retirement options, punch me in the face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I fought the good fight. I braved the impossible. Now, after all these years, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve finally succumbed. I got a cell phone. Sigh. Bank accounts, cell phones, mortgages, fancy purses,&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}