Okay the guys won’t understand this at all, but I’m sure at least one female reading will relate. God, I hope so.<\/p>\n
So you know how annoying it is when you go to put a tampon in and you drop it in the toilet before you get it where it needs to be. What’s even worse is when you’re using the kind with a plastic applicator, so you have fish it out of the toilet or be ready to take on some serious plunger duty.<\/p>\n
That’s pretty annoying. But the most annoying thing ever? What’s even worse than that? When you’ve already done your business (1, 2, 3, 48…pick your number) AND you’ve already taken your old tampon out.<\/p>\n
So what started off as a rather mundane and very simple process has suddenly turned into a major event, an event of EPIC PROPORTIONS if you will, and all because your fat stupid moron fingers had to go and drop the freaking thing.<\/p>\n
Think about that the next time you’re shaking some lady’s hand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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