{"id":46,"date":"2004-03-08T17:07:14","date_gmt":"2004-03-09T01:07:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=46"},"modified":"2004-03-08T17:07:14","modified_gmt":"2004-03-09T01:07:14","slug":"mondays-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"mondays suck."},"content":{"rendered":"

They really do. Especially mondays that are snowy and cold and windy and wet and slushy. The good news is that Gordon comes home tomorrow. Yay I can have sex!<\/p>\n

I have to tell you right now, I do not think that Heather Graham is attractive. She has a strange face and her eyes have this distracting, weird cross-eyed thing going on and her head seems much too large for the rest of her body. I find her completely uninteresting and bland.<\/p>\n

But you want to know who is very interesting and sexy and attractive? Gina Gershon. She is one spicy tamale. Oh yeah.<\/p>\n

and please…if you are not watching Arrested Development<\/i>, start immediately. It is a fabulous show and I don&#146t want it to go away. So please. PLEASE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They really do. Especially mondays that are snowy and cold and windy and wet and slushy. The good news is that Gordon comes home tomorrow. Yay I can have sex!… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}