{"id":44,"date":"2004-03-06T01:16:17","date_gmt":"2004-03-06T09:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=44"},"modified":"2008-08-25T21:46:13","modified_gmt":"2008-08-26T01:46:13","slug":"a-question-answered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"A Question Answered."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I always used to wonder what was the point of life, what was the point of <i>my <\/i>life, why bother with anything. What did it matter? What was the<br \/>\np<br \/>\no<br \/>\ni<br \/>\nn<br \/>\nt<br \/>\n?<\/p>\n<p>The answer is simple. Babies. They are the entire meaning of life. I used to think <i>oh my the world is overpopulated we are having too many babies too many too many Too Many Babies<\/i> and it&#8217;s true, the world IS overpopulated, but we are not doing anything <i><b>wrong<\/b><\/i> we are not <i><b>bad humans<\/b><\/i> we are doing exactly what we are supposed to be doing, what we are <i><b>designed<\/b><\/i> to do. Have babies. We are built to make as many babies as we can, because babies grow up into adults that can make even <i>more<\/i> babies, and we are very very good at it, aren&#8217;t we? We make some damn good babies.<\/p>\n<p>I finally have meaning to my life, I have learned the sole reason for my existence. And I make this promise to you right now, little baby, this promise to you and you alone, forever and ever: I will sacrifice everything I have and everything I am and give you nothing less than my entire being.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always used to wonder what was the point of life, what was the point of my life, why bother with anything. What did it matter? What was the p&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best-of-loafe-vol-1","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1033,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions\/1033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}