{"id":433,"date":"2007-02-02T17:07:27","date_gmt":"2007-02-02T21:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=433"},"modified":"2007-02-02T17:07:27","modified_gmt":"2007-02-02T21:07:27","slug":"holy-car-accident-batman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=433","title":{"rendered":"holy car accident batman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ry and I escaped a serious car accident this morning by the skin of our teeth. Well, we didn&#8217;t escape the car accident, I totaled our car, but we escaped injury-free. Unbelievably injury-free. Blissfully, thankfully injury free. <\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m completely freaked out and vowing to never drive again. It was some scary shit. I was on the freeway and I&#8217;m not exactly sure what happened, if I hit some black ice or what, but the wheel slipped through my hands and I started to swerve. In my panic, I jerked the wheel back too much, overcorrected for that, and then lost complete control. We were going 60-70mph, on a busy freeway, spinning all over the road. And we almost made it. All the cars around us managed to avoid hitting us, but right as we were coming to a stop (facing oncoming traffic), a little white car in the middle lane realized too late what was happening and clipped the front end, which sent us spinning and then back into the guardrail. <\/p>\n<p>Like I said, scary shit. Sitting there facing all those cars coming straight at us&#8230;let&#8217;s just say it&#8217;s an image I won&#8217;t soon forget.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as the car stopped, I jumped out and checked on Ry, and he was okay, he was scared, but okay, his car seat slightly askew, but still strapped in. I pulled him out, comforted him, checked him over. We went to the ER just to be sure. And we&#8217;re fine.<\/p>\n<p>The idea that I camethisclose to killing him has made me 100% loco. I look at him and hug him and kiss him and I know he&#8217;s okay, but in my mind, he&#8217;s not okay. In my mind&#8230;well, it&#8217;s hard for me to keep what happened and what could of happened separate. People die in accidents like that. We walked away without a scratch.<\/p>\n<p>I always thought I had bad luck, and it sucks that I needed an accident like this to realize that I have the best luck in the world. And an awesome, sturdy-beyond-all-hell Volvo. And the safest car seat available. Seriously, if we&#8217;d had another car or a cheaper car seat, I can&#8217;t imagine I would be typing this post with Ry safely taking a nap in his bed.<\/p>\n<p>thank the world for small miracles, eh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ry and I escaped a serious car accident this morning by the skin of our teeth. Well, we didn&#8217;t escape the car accident, I totaled our car, but we escaped&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=433"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}