{"id":427,"date":"2007-01-24T19:25:18","date_gmt":"2007-01-24T23:25:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=427"},"modified":"2007-01-24T19:25:18","modified_gmt":"2007-01-24T23:25:18","slug":"baby-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=427","title":{"rendered":"baby sale?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My kid is almost 2.5 now, so I&#8217;ve got quite the collection of\u00c2\u00a0no-longer-useful\u00c2\u00a0baby junk. I can&#8217;t decide what to do with it. Sell it? Keep it, in case of another baby? Give it away to friends, newly minted moms? Keep it for\u00c2\u00a0nostalgic reasons? Donate it?<\/p>\n<p>You know, the real question\u00c2\u00a0isn&#8217;t what I should do with all this crap; it&#8217;s whether\u00c2\u00a0or not I should have another baby. Dilemma 2007.<\/p>\n<p>So many cons, a few pros. What to do, what to do. There&#8217;s an ocean of ambivalence crashing against the shores of my biological clock. Somewhere out there is my answer, hiding away\u00c2\u00a0on a tiny little boat, searching for someplace safe to land, being tossed around and bullied by\u00c2\u00a0those\u00c2\u00a0tempestuous waters. Damn you, tempestuous waters!\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I\u00c2\u00a0need some help here. A lighthouse!\u00c2\u00a0Yes! Come Answer, come,\u00c2\u00a0to this flashing beacon of light.<\/p>\n<p>No? Okay, how about one\u00c2\u00a0of those really big horns?\u00c2\u00a0&#8220;Over here Answer! Over here! It&#8217;s safe now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No, no.\u00c2\u00a0That isn&#8217;t enough. I need the coast guard. They&#8217;ll brave the storm. Go coast guard,\u00c2\u00a0go\u00c2\u00a0and rescue my answer and bring it back to me.<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t have anything better to do anyway. They can help me with my babymaking choices.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My kid is almost 2.5 now, so I&#8217;ve got quite the collection of\u00c2\u00a0no-longer-useful\u00c2\u00a0baby junk. I can&#8217;t decide what to do with it. Sell it? Keep it, in case of another&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}