{"id":412,"date":"2006-12-19T18:38:29","date_gmt":"2006-12-19T22:38:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=412"},"modified":"2006-12-19T18:38:29","modified_gmt":"2006-12-19T22:38:29","slug":"my-wicked-jealous-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=412","title":{"rendered":"my wicked jealous heart"},"content":{"rendered":"

Do any of you remember my little rant<\/a> about the awkward flirting between two of my co-workers? It drove me nuts. I’m not sure why, it just really got under my skin.<\/p>\n

Well, as it turns out, it was only my sweet bruised little ego burning with envy. My jealousy wasn’t directed at the attributes of my hot female co-worker. Rather, it was just a general “pay attention to me, too!” sort of thing. I certainly can’t measure up to a tall, blond, slender Russian, but I’m tragically cool and flirting with me is nothing if not fun.<\/p>\n

Lately, though, we’ve had quite a few exchanges, not exactly award-winning flirtations, but he stops by my desk frequently and starts up strange conversations. I can only assume it’s his version of flirting. Whatever it is, it’s enjoyable and I feel much better about myself as a result.<\/p>\n

The lesson? Lose a few pounds, get a spectacular haircut, and you, too, can flirt with the dorky new guy at your work!<\/p>\n

Well, he isn’t new anymore. And I don’t think my hair or my weight has anything to do with it. And you know, he isn’t nearly as dorky or annoying as I first believed. He’s actually a pretty funny guy, interesting, smart, peculiar. I just had to give him the chance, which I never did until our team-building office outing several months ago. All I’m saying is we’re friends now and it’s nice.<\/p>\n

Crazy the things that happen when you get drunk in Provincetown in the middle of the day with your office mates.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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