{"id":386,"date":"2006-09-24T23:30:55","date_gmt":"2006-09-25T03:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=386"},"modified":"2006-09-24T23:30:55","modified_gmt":"2006-09-25T03:30:55","slug":"babies-like-that-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":"babies like that water."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have an assload of candles. jesus. how did that happen.<\/p>\n<p>and a fuck lot of magazines. not one magazine shy of an entire fuck lot.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if I could fashion up a piece of art with all those candles and mags and then get it in a museum, like all that weird modern shit that ends up there, and everyone will go by and think &#8220;wtf? I can do that. I can totally do that. how did that get in the mfa?&#8221; wait, wait! that could be the art! the people walking by Horses, At the Pond (the name of my artwork duh) and their thoughts. ooohh. since I can&#8217;t very well make real people be the art, how about life size plaster humans and pose them all around my candizines and make their faces surreal and crazy and naked too because naked always wind up the museum. and when you walk by one of the fake people, it sets off a sensor and you hear the person&#8217;s thought, in a wispy eerie voice.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m doing it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have an assload of candles. jesus. how did that happen. and a fuck lot of magazines. not one magazine shy of an entire fuck lot. I wonder if I&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}